Gnarfgnarf idioms in Singapore

Wa lau!

USEFUL PHRASES

Singaporeans are very articulate in the English Language. Visitors can get by without uttering a single local phrase. But if you don't want to miss out on local wit and sarcasm I would recommend inserting one of the following phrases into your conversations with the colorful inhabitants of the Lion City.

Paiseh

This is used concurrently with an apology. If you're paiseh you're not only sorry but terribly embarrassed about your disrespectful behavior or statement. Useful phrase. If used well, it will get you out of any sticky situation! For instance, step on someone's toe with your stiletto heel. Say sorry and paiseh and you probably won't be hauled to foot the medical bill.

Kiasu

This famous adjective describes the typical Singaporean person (ie one who is literally afraid of missing out on a good deal or bargain, be it a sale or queue for dotcom shares). Kiasu Singaporeans are everywhere. Watch them rush to secure a table at a busy hawker canter. Do the same or you won't get to eat till the cows come home. Watch them queue for anything that is cheap or free. If you see a queue, just join it even if you don't know what it's for. You might end up feeling like a total fool but you might win some super duper car or flatscreen TV!

Wa Lau

This is a popular expression in Singapore. Use it when you want to express shock or surprise. Exclaim it with style or risk sounding like a sissy. Just watch the youngsters weave it into every sentence and you will learn fast. Alternatively, use Jia Lat to express shock. It's substantially equivalent to 'Oh No!' or 'Damn it!' so it can be quite useful. The locals will definitely look up to you if you say it right.

Sian

If you're dead bored in Singapore (and this is unlikely) just say you're feeling Sian and release a heavy sigh. May not get you far but perhaps a friendly local will point you in the direction of the nearest cinema where you can get your fill of Hollywood once more.

Pick up lines

Singaporean girls are gorgeous. To show your appreciation for their beauty, the adjective Cheo would be handy. Might win you some points too! For guys…………well, according to my girlfriend, there aren't many hot dudes in Singapore but if you're lucky to spot one just tell him he's cute. He should get it unless he's really thick.